Book: Lancelot  by Walker Percy
Reminds me of: Chuck Palahniuk, Bret Easton Ellis, the movie "Closer," other things I can't place.
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I am totally firing up mojotastic's (aka "Mogan") Serena Van Der Woodsen fanmixy to clean out my closet too!! WHEEEEE!!!

(I still need to download your Blair/Chuck btw!)